One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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