do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My ass is underappreciated
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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