I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
