I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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