VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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