do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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