i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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