butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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