no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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