There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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