Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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