YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
accomplished twins. life is a go
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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