Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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