hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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