I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Your mouth is God's brothel.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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