i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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