As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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