I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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