Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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