She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Randomize
