Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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