We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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