Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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