I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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