just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The uberlube is also flammable
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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