yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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