Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Randomize
