i don't like sucking hair
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My balls are so social today.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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