its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
