Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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