It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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