i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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