Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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