I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
