This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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