Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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