He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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