he wants to bone in the snuggie
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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