I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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