Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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