my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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