On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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