at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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