did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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