So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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