she looked like the before picture.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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