Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Enjoy the penises
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