Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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