I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I will pee on everything he values.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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