And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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